4.09.2009

Season Preview: New York Yankees


Now that the season is under way, it's time for one of our favorite things in all the world: Season Previews. Two years ago, they began as a serious analysis and ended up as half-assed haiku. We're just gonna go with what we know. To begin our preview of the American League East, here is our look at the 2009 New York Yankees.

Some things never change
Always drama with A-Rod
Steroids then his hip

Make room for CC
Will New York be too much stress?
He should be the Ace

AJ left the Jays
Better that he's not pitching
Against the Yankees

Teixeira at first
Defense and offense upgrade
Better be worth it

Moved across the street
New expensive stadium
Maybe will change luck

[Pinstripe Alley] | [Yankees Chick] | [River Ave. Blues]


3 comments:

Barb said...

Lookin' good, good lookins!

Jacob said...

Man, CC got LIT UP Opening Day. Tex didn't do so hot either. HA!

Megs said...

Don't be too worries about CC. Remember his April last season? Yeah, he went on to dominate once he left Cleveland.

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