Now that the season is under way, it's time for one of our favorite things in all the world: Season Previews. Two years ago, they began as a serious analysis and ended up as half-assed haiku. We're just gonna go with what we know. To begin our preview of the American League East, here is our look at the 2009 New York Yankees.

Always drama with A-Rod
Steroids then his hip
Make room for CC
Will New York be too much stress?
He should be the Ace
AJ left the Jays
Better that he's not pitching
Against the Yankees
Teixeira at first
Defense and offense upgrade
Better be worth it
Moved across the street
New expensive stadium
Maybe will change luck
[Pinstripe Alley] | [Yankees Chick] | [River Ave. Blues]
3 comments:
Lookin' good, good lookins!
Man, CC got LIT UP Opening Day. Tex didn't do so hot either. HA!
Don't be too worries about CC. Remember his April last season? Yeah, he went on to dominate once he left Cleveland.
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