Sammy Sosa has retired from baseball.Yeah, I was almost positive he'd already retired, as well, but let's go ahead and call this news anyway. To make a long story short, Sosa has announced that he's going to make an announcement. He seemed to have missed the spotlight, so he chirped up and said,
"Hey guys! Remember me? I'm going to retire now, since I haven't played a major league baseball game since 2007 and no one wants my services."
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6 comments:
Go away Sosa. You haven't been relevant for 6 years.
What a joke. He just hadn't seen his name in the press for a while and had to say something! Sounds like something Schilling would do.
Ditto-stay gone Sammy!
Did Barry Bonds officially retire yet? Or is he still waiting for his phone to ring?
Nope, he's still considered a free agent. And now we have Tom Glavine's announcement to look forward to as well! Let's see how long it takes.
A collective shrug sweeps across Chicago for the few who even noticed. Perhaps those last few delusional Cubs fans who keep saying "Hendry should bring back Sosa!" will finally give up.
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