With Spring Training already underway, it's time for one of our favorite things in all the world: Season Previews. Four years ago, they began as a semi-serious analysis and ended up as half-assed haiku. We're just gonna go with what we know. Moving right along with our preview of the National League Central, here are the Pittsburgh Pirates.
Paul Maholm, Ross Ohlendorf
And James McDonald
Pedro Alvarez!
Chris Snyder behind the plate
Doumit backs him up
Overbay at first
Walker and Cedeno are
The DP Combo
Andrew McCutchen
Will roam the outfield with Jones
And Tabata too
Good news for the Bucs
Bert's a Hall of Famer now!
...Wearing a Twins hat
One-hundred-and-five.
Happy trails, John Russell
Good luck Clint Hurdle!
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3 comments:
My favorite line: "Pedro Alvarez!"
Yarr.
Great haiku ladies! A little depressing, but that's Pittsburgh Pirates Baseball!
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