With Spring Training underway, it's time for one of our favorite things in all the world: Season Previews. Three years ago, they began as a semi-serious analysis and ended up as half-assed haiku. We're just gonna go with what we know. Moving right along with our preview of the National League Central, here are the Pittsburgh Pirates.
Oh Lastings MilledgeI wonder if he still raps
He's super gangstuh
McCutchen and Jones
Will join him in the outfield
Maybe Delwyn Young?
Daniel McCutchen
Is unbelievably good
Yeah we have a crush
Duke, Morton, Maholm
and Ohlendorf are starters
Dotel shuts the door
Doumit's behind home
Backed up by Jaramillo
LaRoche at third base
Iwamura is
a Pirate now at second
Crosby at short stop
Let's not forget Jones
Who's kinda hot out in right
With his sweet sideburns
PNC is great
One of the best in the league
For catching a game
Will Pittsburgh ever
Have a winning team again?
They're building one now
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3 comments:
Garrett Jones = HOT POCKET
I *HEART* PNC.. It's one of the best parks I've been to.. It's kind of like how the Royals have a way nice park for how crappy they are. ;)
I feel like the Pirates have been rebuiliding my entire life lol. But I still love the team and PNC Park speaks for itself, so hopefully they'll give us something to cheer for this year...
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