Since the season is already underway, we should probably keep moving along with our Season Previews, which we were apparently supposed to finish before Opening Day... Three years ago, they began as a semi-serious analysis and ended up as half-assed haiku. We're just gonna go with what we know. Beginning with our preview of the National League East, here are the Philadelphia Phillies.
They lost the World Series, so much for repeats.
Ugh. Yankees Schmankees.
Cliff Lee is gone but
The Doc is in. Halladay
Will be their new ace.
Chase Utley is still
In our top ten hottest. Yum.
Cole Hamels is too!
Polanco is back,
Rollins and Howard round out
A scary infield.
Victorino, Werth,
Ibanez, and Francisco
Roaming the outfield.
Poor Bastardo. His
Name probably got him teased.
Gload just sounds dirty.
They'll probably win
The NL again this year.
They're just too damn good.
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I LOVE that pic of Chutley. Sigh... back before he became greasy-head.
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