Since the season is already underway, we should probably keep moving along with our Season Previews, which we were apparently supposed to finish before Opening Day... Three years ago, they began as a semi-serious analysis and ended up as half-assed haiku. We're just gonna go with what we know. Polishing off our preview of the National League Central, here are the Houston Astros.
Kazuo Matsui,Carlos Lee and Hunter Pence
You've heard of those guys
But what about Bourn
Manzella and Keppinger?
We all know Feliz
Wandy Rodriguez
Brett Myers is number three
Oswalt is the ace
Matt Lindstrom closes
Ooh! Sammy Gervacio
We love his wind-up!
Hello to Brad Mills
And bye bye Cecil Cooper
So long Tejada
Not the Big Puma:
Fat Elvis on the DL
Geoff Blum gets the start!
The Cardinals and Cubs
Might finish first and second
Will the 'Stros be third?
Well, probably not
Cause the rebuilding process
Is a painful one
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3 comments:
"Cause the rebuilding process is a painful one."
Yes. Yes it is.
Big Puma is so Fat Elvis.
Gervacio needs to hang out with me so that when I'm having a crappy day I can say "Hey! Gervacio! Wind up!" and then I can giggle.
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