4.12.2010

Season Previews: Los Angeles Dodgers


Since the season is already underway, we should probably keep moving along with our Season Previews, which we were apparently supposed to finish before Opening Day... Three years ago, they began as a semi-serious analysis and ended up as half-assed haiku. We're just gonna go with what we know. Kicking off our preview of the National League West, here are the Los Angeles Dodgers.

Welcome ladies and
Gentlemen to Mannywood
It's ridiculous

MLB betting
Will never be quite the same
With him out in left

Kemp in center
Moved into Riahnna's house
Man, she's a hottie

Andre Ethier
Is real good at what he does
Reed Johnson: backup

Casey Blake at third
and James Loney at first base
Martin behind home

Furcal and DeWitt
Are the double play combo
...and Ronnie sometimes

Padilla, Kershaw
Billingsly and Kuroda
Charlie Haeger's cute

Broxton is awesome
Jeff Weaver still plays baseball?
Ramon and Russ too

So long Thome, Wolf,
Garland, Hudson and Castro
Juan Pierre also

Frank, Jamie McCourt
are going through the Big D
and don't mean Dallas

Looking at second
in the National League West
behind the Giants

[MLB]


3 comments:

Baker Good said...

Frank McCourt's divorce is a huge distraction, mainly with the TMZ-type media circus going on all over the ballpark. Nice Mark Chesnutt lyrics, by the way. ;)

Anonymous said...

I miss Juan Pierre.

West Coast Grrlie Blather said...

Love the line about 'big D'

Goes with my word verification

cation--of the alter kind

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