Since the season is already underway, we should probably keep moving along with our Season Previews, which we were apparently supposed to finish before Opening Day... Three years ago, they began as a semi-serious analysis and ended up as half-assed haiku. We're just gonna go with what we know. Kicking off our preview of the National League West, here are the Los Angeles Dodgers.
Welcome ladies andGentlemen to Mannywood
It's ridiculous
MLB betting
Will never be quite the same
With him out in left
Kemp in center
Moved into Riahnna's house
Man, she's a hottie
Andre Ethier
Is real good at what he does
Reed Johnson: backup
Casey Blake at third
and James Loney at first base
Martin behind home
Furcal and DeWitt
Are the double play combo
...and Ronnie sometimes
Padilla, Kershaw
Billingsly and Kuroda
Charlie Haeger's cute
Broxton is awesome
Jeff Weaver still plays baseball?
Ramon and Russ too
So long Thome, Wolf,
Garland, Hudson and Castro
Juan Pierre also
Frank, Jamie McCourt
are going through the Big D
and don't mean Dallas
Looking at second
in the National League West
behind the Giants
[MLB]
3 comments:
Frank McCourt's divorce is a huge distraction, mainly with the TMZ-type media circus going on all over the ballpark. Nice Mark Chesnutt lyrics, by the way. ;)
I miss Juan Pierre.
Love the line about 'big D'
Goes with my word verification
cation--of the alter kind
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