With Spring Training underway, it's time for one of our favorite things in all the world: Season Previews. Three years ago, they began as a semi-serious analysis and ended up as half-assed haiku. We're just gonna go with what we know. Continuing with our preview of the National Leage Central, here are the St. Louis Cardinals.
McGuire became
The batting coach for the Cards –
Will he teach them how
To hit better? Or
How to use steroids, then ‘fess
Up (cry) to Costas?
Pujols might just be
Permanent MVP of
NL. FOREVER.
Matt Holliday is
Still a Red Bird – would have sucked
Big time to lose him.
Lost Rick Ankiel and
Glaus to free agency, but
Signed tons of pitchers.
Still have Carpenter,
Molina, and Lugo, then
Picked up Brad Penny
Good chance to get to
Post season… easy when in
The NL Central.
1 comment:
Really cool. Haiku's FTW
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