With Spring Training underway, it's time for one of our favorite things in all the world: Season Previews. Three years ago, they began as a semi-serious analysis and ended up as half-assed haiku. We're just gonna go with what we know. Continuing with our preview of the National Leage Central, here is everyone's favorite hard-luck ballclub, the Chicago Cubs.
Big Z's still the aceDempster, Wells, Silva and Tom
are right behind him
Good riddance Milton
He is a ticking time bomb
Nice OBP though
Ryan The Riot
and Fontenot at second
Big D Lee at first
Soto at the plate
and Aramis Ramirez
at the third base spot
Alfonso and Byrd
out there with Fukudome
best jersey ever
There's Jeff Samardzija
or however you spell that
in the relief corps
With Carlos Marmol
Justin Berg, Caridad,
Grabow and Marshall
THIS IS THE CUBS YEAR!
IT'S THE YEAR OF THE CUBBIES!
THIS IS THE CUBS YEAR!
Okay, not really.
But we love us some Sweet Lou
That counts for something.
[Cubbies Crib] | [Bleed Cubbie Blue] | [Goatriders of the Apocolypse]
3 comments:
That picture is worth 1,000 angry words.
I was really excited until that last paragraph...
I went to a Cubs game this summer with my parents and some dude in a Fukudome jersey sat two rows in front of us. My mom was all, "Oh my gosh that is so inappropriate." And my dad goes, "Hunny, that's his name." The people behind us could not stop laughing.
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