With pitchers and catchers reporting to Spring Training camps this week, it's time for one of our favorite things in all the world: Season Previews. Three years ago, they began as a semi-serious analysis and ended up as half-assed haiku. We're just gonna go with what we know. Continuing on with our preview of the American League Central, here are the Minnesota Twins.
Twins fans have so much
To look forward to this year.
Two words: Target Field.
How ‘bout two more words?
Jim Thome! Thank you, Twins for
Shelling out some cash!
Mauer is reigning
MVP - maybe a fourth
Batting title? Sweet.
Baker and Blackburn,
Neshek is back! Matty G,
Joe Nate Dominate!
Morneau, Span, Kubel
Meet Hardy and Hudson. This
Year is gonna rock!
[Twinkie Town] | [Sooze!] | [Seth Speaks] | [Twins Nation]
5 comments:
New home smell wafting
Pieces in place for big year
Except third. Punto?!
I would like to have
some babies with Man Muscles
they would be so cute.
Not creepy at all Sooze. :)
Sooze, I am disappointed in myself for not writing that verse myself.
I should be fired from BLB :)
But there's a problem:
Are we supposed to have fun
Without Joe's contract?
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