I'm a woman who has been accused of being more passionate about baseball than I am about boyfriends.That may be true, but it doesn't mean I'm unable to spot a smokin' hot baseball player when I see one.
An unidentified Fox Sports analyst has recently come up with a list of the Top 10 Hottest Baseball Players, in slideshow format. What the requirements were to land on this list, I have no idea. It's so incredibly wrong in so many ways, I felt the need to speak out about it.
Jimmy Rollins, Barry Zito and Ichiro Suzuki as your top three? Umm, no.
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18 comments:
Okay, that blows my mind Mauer was not on her list. Who is this lady? Even my boyfriend has a man crush on Man Muscles.
Good call as Chutley for your #1. Rawr indeed.
_Kelly
So if you're tall, dark, handsome and play major league baseball, you have a shot with Sooze? Noted.
I was at the white sox twins game last night. it was bring your dog night to the park and they had a puppy parade on the field before the game and Man Muscles was warming up and he had the cutest look on his face like all he wanted to do was go play with the puppies.
Also, that fox writer's list was crap other than David Wright and maybe Jose Reyes, but I don't think I'd put him in my top 10.
p.s. Fedoras work for Evan Longoria. Yowza!
Where's Jacoby? Otherwise, awesome list. Heidi, Evan Longoria could put a dirty diaper on his head and still look hot.
Glad to see someone else was outraged by this list! Oh and great picture of Longo.
I have never understood the physical attraction to Mauer - baseball, yes - since I just don't think he's that cute.
But where's JJ Hardy?? *drool*
I guess this is fair, there are no cheerleaders in baseball for us to rate, so go with this one ladies!
Yum.
Thanks for fixing the list to the correct players, Sooze.
I still say that Zito wrote the list on the Fox Sports site, and put himself as second to hide the fact that he wrote it.
WHERE IS MATT STAIRS?
No, but really, Ian Kinsler anyone?
Man... this list was so hard to write. I forgot all about how hot Josh Hamilton was. And Ian Kinsler! Maybe we'll have to make an amended Top 20.
Honestly, I came to this article thinking it was about the Top 10 hottest-hitting players in baseball. I emailed it to my wife.
No Josh Hamilton?! Sooze... :(
I saw that list, too, and thought, "WHY?!" on nearly every selection. Can someone convince Javy Lopez to come back and sign with the Braves for one game so he can be on the new list? Caliente!!
"Can someone convince Javy Lopez to come back and sign with the Braves for one game so he can be on the new list? Caliente!!" Javy wasn't so caliente the last time I saw him in Braves camp a few springs ago :( He had lost a LOT of weight, to the point that I did not even recognize him as he was walking towards me! He was definitely not as beefy as he was in his caliente heyday.
ooh wee how about FRANKLIN GUTIERREZ! yummmmmm.
guti
now on the mariners..even better!
Ian Kinsler should be a top five.
i mean he is HOT.
This list is preposterous !!! Here's my list:
1. Derek Jeter (Yankees) that SMILE
2. David Wright (Mets) just so handsome
3. Chase Utley (Phillies) coolly hot
4. Chipper Jones (Braves) cute; sexy
5. Javy Lopez -so cutie
6. Alex Rodriguez (Yankees) those eyes!!
7. Jayson Werth (Phillies) excellent features
8. Cole Hamels (Phillies) classically handsome
9. Mark Teixeira (Yanks) baby-faced cutie
10.Nick Green (Red Sox) good features
Top three retired HOT players:
Scott Erickson (Orioles) OMG; perfect; princely!
Micky Mantle (Yanks) blondie, handsome golden boy
Mike Piazza (Dodgers, Mets) grrrrr.. what's not to like???
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