Season Previews: Texas Rangers

Now that the season is under way, it's time for one of our favorite things in all the world: Season Previews. Two years ago, they began as a serious analysis and ended up as half-assed haiku. We're just gonna go with what we know. Moving right along with our preview of the American League West is the 2009 Texas Rangers.

Josh Hamilton, rawr
Hallelujah, Josh is back
Praise Baby Jesus

Millwood will start and
Um... Vicente Padilla?
Kris Benson also!

You know what that means
An excuse to plaster pics
Of Anna on blogs

Ah, we wouldn't know
Anything about that stuff
Look! David Murphy!

Salty is awesome
Taylor Teagarden is too
But not Marlon Byrd

Hank Blalock can play
When Young and Chris Davis don't
But he'll DH too

They finished second
Twenty-one behind LA
In two-thousand-eight

It's going to take
More than a Baby Jesus
To turn them around

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