6.21.2008

Get Well Soon, Larry Wayne Jones



The future father of my children Chipper Jones re-aggravated his strained right quad during Friday's 10-2 loss to the Seattle Mariners and is expected to miss at least the next couple of games.

Jones, whose batting average dipped below .400 for the first time in 10 weeks after an 0-for-4 Thursday, left in the top of the eighth even though he hurt himself while scoring in the fourth. He leads the big leagues with a .390 batting average and has 16 homers and 45 RBIs over 67 games this season. Man, I love that guy.

Also injured in Friday's game was shortstop Yunel Escobar, who made his exit in the ninth with a strained right hip flexor. He's listed as day-to-day.

Update: There's no stopping Chipper Jones. He hits even when he doesn't play. Prime example: his pinch-hit RBI single in the eighth Saturday against the Mariners.

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5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Your obsession and/or attraction to Chipper Jones is baffling. Mind-boggling.

Sooze said...

That's cause you're a Mets fan... and a straight man.

Tuffy said...

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of wombs suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.

Matt T said...

Your obsession and/or attraction to Chipper Jones is awesome.

Anonymous said...

YAY CHIPPER!

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