Well, Joe Mauer. You're another year older, another year wiser, and still have one of the sweetest swings in the game.
Last year for your 24th birthday, I got you a stripper who was supposed to jump out of a Twins cake, but Dennys Reyes (who is also celebrating a birthday today) devoured the entire thing, and scared her away. This year, I'll avoid a repeat of that debacle with a simple Happy Birthday.
We in Twins Territory look forward to many years of your hot ass squatting behind home plate.
[Man Muscles]
6 comments:
Happy Birthday Joe! He's been my favorite since he was a nerdy kid with glasses. :)
HOT. I see Justin Morneau hit a homer for him yesterday! That was sweet of him.
happy belated birthday to the most handsome baseball player! (and his sweet swing, too)
btw, the perspective of him wearing glasses makes melt...SO HOT!
Sweet Heart Suz. I don't see the attraction, but that's because I am a heterosexual male. I can def see the hotness in his swing, however. Glad the Twins locked him up when they did.
Catchers are hot.
I SUCK at Fantasy Baseball...I should've stuck with Fantasizing about Baseball...there's a difference. In Fantasy baseball, I agreed to trade Joe Mauer. In my Baseball Fantasy, I agreed to...oh well, you get the picture.
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