2.20.2008

Elijah Dukes is so Serious this Time


Aaaaaaaaaar.Elijah Dukes is a new man.

He reported to Washington Nationals spring training camp Wednesday, taking questions during a news conference about his troubled past (threatening his estranged wife, ongoing paternity suits, smoking grass) and his once bright future.
"I know I have to get it together now," Dukes said.
The 23-year-old outfielder credits his sudden turnaround to frequent phone calls from teammate Dmitri Young, who overcame his own adversities over the past couple of years.

Hopefully a fresh start in a new city -- far from his hometown Tampa Bay trouble -- will help Dukes find his way, because he does have the potential to be a 40/100 guy for the struggling Nats.

Sweet pirate shirt.

Speaking of addictions and whatnot, Texas Rangers lefty Josh Hamilton thanks Baby Jesus over at Bare Baseball.

[Herald Tribune]

4 comments:

Casey said...

A paragon of sincerity.

UnHoly Diver said...

I think Da Meat Hook should make sure his little brother is behaving, too.

Sooze said...

He's in Twins Territory now Brice - we shape 'em up.

Anonymous said...

Nothing like a fresh, stress free environment like the Washington Nationals ball club to cure all of your problems.

Arrrgghh....

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