There's something about seeing a grown man cry that makes me want to throw up everywhere... which brings me to this letter.
Dear Craig Biggio,
You just spent the last 20 years of your life playing baseball in the big leagues, getting paid millions of dollars to travel the country playing a kids game. I believe it is safe to assume this was your dream come true.
You have the most kickass job in the world, next to that guy who gets to taste-test the ice cream for Ben & Jerry.
So quit crying.
Love,
Sooze
7 comments:
Aww, sad.
Yeah, good thing he retrieved some of his masculinity when he hit that grand slam.
you rule sooze
The guy who taste-tests the ice-cream for Ben and Jerry's has diabetes...
Happy Wednesday!
- DaveMN
So cold, Sooze. And yet, so... true.
Heartless!
I love it.
Have you always been this ruthless??
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