7.07.2007
Not Too Stimulating
Neifi Perez is busted.
Batting .179 with 1 home run and 6 RBIs, Perez was busted for a positive stimulant test Friday and will begin serving his 25-game suspension immediately.
How awesome are the Detroit Tigers? Besides the use of uppers among unproductive utility infielders, they finish each other's sentences!
"Rules are rules. You break the rules..." Magglio Ordonez said.
"You pay," Carlos Guillen finished, followed by a high-five and nod from Mags.
[Detroit Free Press]
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omg that is sooooo cute they finish eachothers thoughts. they are so bff.
A man finishing another man's sentence should be followed not by a high-five, but rather a silent agreement that the incident never happened, and if it did, that it never be spoken of again.
P.S. your blog is fucking amazing.
Sooze, if that comment was directed at me, I am duly humbled. Mine is a new blog, but as one dedicated to jock-crime, it is without a shortage of material.
That said, if your comment wasn't floated my way, I have made an ass of myself. Not quite to the same degree that Guillen and Ordonez did, but still.
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