We met up with Chicago Cubs ace Carlos Zambrano today after we read and re-read this heart-warming interview with ESPN.
Sooze: "Carlos. May I call you Carlos?"Zambrano: "Call me Big Z, baby."
Sooze: "Alright Big Z. First thing's first. What the hell is with all this crying nonsense?"
Lizzy: "Yeah. There's no crying in baseball."
Zambrano: "Well, Barrett came to me the next day [after I kicked his ass], and he apologized and I apologized to him... and we cried."
Sooze: "Umm. I'm sorry, are you crying right now?"
Zambrano: "I still love him."
awkward silence
Zambrano: "Can I get a tissue?"
Sooze: "Would you like a tampon?"
Lizzy: "Oh, God. What is this - an episode of Grey's Anatomy? I can't take it any more."Zambrano: "I told you I didn't want to talk about that."
Sooze: "I dont know about you Lizzy, but I like my hurlers tough-as-nails. There's no crying after a beatdown. It's simply unacceptable."
Lizzy: "Yeah, I think we're probably done here. Thanks for the memories, Big Z."
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6 comments:
love the grey's caption.
Maybe Big z was trying to get in touch with his emotions. Ladies like that type of thing, right? Right?
That was awesome. I can't believe he was actually crying.
This is no way to make friends with Cubs fans.
Neither is beating the crap out of your catcher then crying about it.
But we still love him, if not just for his sensitivity.
+1000 Sooze and Lizzy.
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