Say What?

"I can't believe the one person he walked was Sammy Sosa.....that's irony right there for Chicago fans." [Awful Announcing]

"I hate to say this, but Steve Phillips and I construct arguments in much the same way..." [One More Dying Quail]

"We’re tired of Americans losing every marathon, and are starting our own. The course will be nine miles and can be driven." [Random Thoughts]

"From the heavens above, Darwin was watching, tapping his curved fingers together in anticipation, only to say, 'No. Not yet.'" [Futon Report]

"You have to wonder if the Minnesota Twins looked out from the dugout at the scene on the mound in the top of the first inning at Safeco Field and felt a twinge of sympathy..." [The Feed]

"It’s not often in the sports world we hear about guys wanting to sacrifice their position in the starting lineup for the good of the team." [We Are The Postmen]

"Bloggers are calling the new font, Arial 9, 'loud and annoying' and 'an ugly monstrosity that shows how out of touch ESPN is with its target demographic.'" [The Brushback]

"I think it's official now. Hank Aaron is a hater." [Leave The Man Alone]

"The oddest part: being was asked by a co-worker last night if I thought the Sox would win and I told him that the way the offense was going they'd probably need a no-hitter to do so. So... you're welcome." [Foul Balls]

"Why, we can already hear the clever, slurred chants from Fenway’s finest fans, wailing away into the wind in third-grade mad-lib fashion..." [Lizzy vs. RandBall]