With Opening Day upon us, we're finally getting around to wrapping up our Season Previews. Five years ago, they began as a semi-serious analysis and ended up as half-assed haiku. We're just gonna go with what we know. Moving along with our preview of the American League Central, here's a sneak peek at the Kansas City Royals.
Hilarious eCard but
We couldn't resist
Jonathan Broxton
Will close now that Soria
Will have Tommy John
We LOL'ed when
Kansas City gave Bruce Chen
Nine Million dollars
Then there's Hochevar
Paulino, Danny Duffy
Luis Mendoza
Jonathan Sanchez
Was acquired via trade
So long Cabrera
Hosmer at first base
Moustakas across the field
Butler will DH
Getz up the middle
With Alcides Escobar
Betancourt backs up
Jeff Francoeur in right
Lorenzo Cain in center
Gordon starts in left
Jason Bourgeois and
Humberto Quintero on
The bench with Maier
The Royals haven't
Been to the postseason since
1985
It's gonna be tough
To beat the Detroit Tigers
And take the Central
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1 comment:
Hahahaha! Nice pic.
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