With Opening Day upon us, we're finally getting around to wrapping up our Season Previews. Five years ago, they began as a semi-serious analysis and ended up as half-assed haiku. We're just gonna go with what we know. Continuing our preview of the American League Central, check out the 2012 Cleveland Indians.
Jiminez, Lowe, and Tomlin
Jeanmar Gómez too
Chris Perez closes
Two leftys and three rightys
Make up the bullpen
Kotchman at first base
Hannahan's the hot corner
Pronk still DHing
Carlos Santana
Will squat behind the plate and
Lou Marson backs up
Poor Grady's Ladies
Sizemore on the DL and
Won't be back til June
Shin-Soo Choo in right
Michael Brantley in center
Duncan out in left
Double play guys are
Kipnis up the middle with
Asdrubal at short
Fifteen games behind
The Detroit Tigers last year
Under .500
Can the Indians
Get their crap together and
Win the division?
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1 comment:
Is that an onion dress with onion earrings on that hot dog?
Nice preview ladies!!
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