3.17.2012

Season Previews: Seattle Mariners


With Spring Training well underway, it's time for one of our favorite things in all the world: Season Previews. Five years ago, they began as a semi-serious analysis and ended up as half-assed haiku. We're just gonna go with what we know. Continuing our preview of the American League West, here is our version of the 2012 Seattle Mariners.

Felix Hernandez
Vargas and Iwakuma
Hector Noesi too

Brandon League will close
Wilhelmson and Camp relieve
With Kelley and Kuo

Ichiro in right
Got mad hits like Rod Carew
He's Hall of Fame bound

Mike Carp in left field
Gutierrez in center
Robinson and Wells

Justin Smoak at first
Brendan Ryan at short stop
Ackley at second

Chone Figgins at third
Alex Liddi backs him up
He's the infield bench

Miguel Olivo
Is the starting catcher and
Montero's DH

We don't have high hopes
For the Mariners this year
Sorry about that

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