With Spring Training well underway, it's time for one of our favorite things in all the world: Season Previews. Five years ago, they began as a semi-serious analysis and ended up as half-assed haiku. We're just gonna go with what we know. Finishing our preview of the American League West, here is a sneak peek at the 2012 Oakland Athletics.
So long Bailey and Sweeney
Hello Josh Reddick
The Oakland A's signed
Coco Crisp for two more years
We love his afro
Yoenis Cespedes
Made an awesome video
It's hilarious
Seth Smith in left field
Gomes and Cowgill backing up
Quite the outfield depth
Barton at first and
Donaldson across the field
Suzuki catches
Jemile Weeks turning
Double plays with Pennington
Carter will DH
Brandon McCarthy
Colon, Parker and Peacock
Milone and Braden
Will Grant Balfour close
Or will Fuentes have the job
Those are the choices?
Oakland will punish
Seattle in the standings
Tough division though
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1 comment:
THat commercial is HILARIOUS. WTF COCO? lol
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