It's about time to kick off one of our favorite things in all the world: Season Previews. Five years ago, they began as a semi-serious analysis and ended up as half-assed haiku. We're just gonna go with what we know. We'll begin our previews with the reigning World Series Champion St. Louis Cardinals and move right along through the National League Central.
World Series Champs
After improbable run
Through the postseason
All good things must end
So goodbye Albert Pujols
You god damn traitor
Adam Wainwright's back
St. Louis fans missed him lots
He's adorable
Jaime Garcia
Jake Westbrook and Kyle Lohse
Oh yeah, and Lance Lynn
Change in management
So long Tony La Russa
Go save the kittens
Shirtless Schumaker
Mmmm... shirtless Chris Carpenter
Shirtless Nick Punto?
Fat Elvis has an
Emotional affair with
The Houston Astros
Yadi Molina
Is our favorite Molina
He bats .300
How could we forget
Matt Holliday and John Jay
Beltran out there too
Can the Cards repeat?
Depends on who you ask but
Not a chance in hell
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Yay :)
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