It's about time to kick off one of our favorite things in all the world: Season Previews. Five years ago, they began as a semi-serious analysis and ended up as half-assed haiku. We're just gonna go with what we know. Continuing our preview of the National League Central, here is a sneak peak at the 2012 Chicago Cubs.
One hundred and four seasons
Since they won it all
But Theo Epstein
and company will get the
Cubbies back on track
At least that is what
Hoyer and Cherington are
Telling the North Side
No more Zambrano
Paid the Marlins to take him
LMFAO
Welcome DeJesus
Since Quade couldn't cut it
Dale Sveum will try
Kerry Wood relieves?
Geovany Soto will
Squat behind the plate
Dempster, Garza, Wells
Paul Maholm and Volstad
What a rotation
Anthony Rizzo!
LaHair across the diamond
From Ian Stewart
Castro and Barney
Make great DP combo
We like Josh Vitters
Byrd's in center field
Alfonso Soriano
Still kicks it in left
Is this the Cubs' year?
Could this finally be it?
Holy cow you guys
[View from the Bleachers] | [Bleed Cubbie Blue] | [Chicago Cubs Online]
3 comments:
That Harry Caray tat is BADASS. Nice preview too ladies. :p
I just read this haiku in Harry Caray's voice. No joke.
It's much funnier that way.
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