With Spring Training already underway, it's time for one of our favorite things in all the world: Season Previews. Four years ago, they began as a semi-serious analysis and ended up as half-assed haiku. We're just gonna go with what we know. Continuing with our preview of the National League East, here are the New York Mets.
Bye bye Castillo,So long, Oliver Perez.
New York's cleaning house.
Johan Santana
Claims to be ok... But...
Is he out for the season?
We LOVE David Wright.
Isn't he adorable
Hanging out at third?
Will K-Rod Control
His temper this year? Or will
The team trade his ass?
Hope Beltran's knee stops
Hurting. Reyes is at short.
Bay patrolling left.
The team was
With Bernie Madoff (?). Oops! Mo'
Money, Mo' Problems.
[Amazin' Avenue] | [Mets Grrl] | [Rising Apple]
2 comments:
Ha! Great pic.
It's the root of all evil, as they say.
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