With Spring Training already underway, it's time for one of our favorite things in all the world: Season Previews. Four years ago, they began as a semi-serious analysis and ended up as half-assed haiku. We're just gonna go with what we know. Continuing with our preview of the National League East, here are the Florida Marlins.
Florida Marlins
Kinda rolls off the tongue like
Miami Marlins
If they build it will
Fans finally come to games?
Sad empty orange seats
Inflatable sleds!
For the snow in Florida
There's a lot of it
So long Dan Uggla
Had a huge neck anyhow
Omar Infante!
Johnson, Vasquez and
Ricky Nolasco are all
Excellent pitchers
Sanchez and Volstad
Leo Nunez shuts it down
We love Clay Hensley
Speaking of pitchers
Watch out for Nyjer Morgan
He will charge your mound
Watch your step Coghlan
Nolasco gets three more years
Hanley Ramirez!
Bonafacio
Is one of our favorite guys
Hope he gets to play
Gaby Sanchez and
Wes Helms are at the corners
Buck behind the plate
Morrison in left
Mike Stanton out in right field
Cousins roams around
Serious question:
Will the Marlins beat out the
Phillies and the Braves?
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1 comment:
If they DID beat the Phils and the Braves, and nobody is there to see it, does it really happen?
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