Now that the season is under way, it's time for one of our favorite things in all the world: Season Previews. Two years ago, they began as a serious analysis and ended up as half-assed haiku. We're just gonna go with what we know. Kicking off our preview of the American League West today, here is our look at the 2009 Seattle Mariners:
King Felix is aceHad an awesome opener
Followed by Bedard
Silva is skinny
Ken Griffey Jr. is back
In all his glory
Can he save the M's?
Yuniesky Betancourt is
Just a little guy
Kenji at the plate
Beltre is the hot corner
Swings a hot bat too
Mike backs up Branyon
When he isn't DH'ing
Lopez at second
One-hundred-and-one
Losses in 2008
Worst in the A.L.
Good thing Junior's there
To hit 15-or-so bombs
Before he retires
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2 comments:
What a dumb moose.
I didn't even recognize Carlos Silva this Spring! Also, you're right. Junior isn't going single-handedly save the Mariners season, but he'll sure help!
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