Now that the season is under way, it's time for one of our favorite things in all the world: Season Previews. Two years ago, they began as a serious analysis and ended up as half-assed haiku. We're just gonna go with what we know. Continuing on with our preview of the AL West, here we go: the California, er, Los Angeles Angels... of Anaheim.
Vlad Guerrero scares Most people. He eats babies
For breakfast.. with jam.
Torii Hunter wins
Yet another golden glove
Wish he'd stayed a Twin.
K-Rod is gone now.
Gives opponents a chance
to win in the ninth.
Abreu is still
Around? He's getting close to
AARP card.
Seriously, Vlad.
Stay away from my nephews.
Baby eating freak.
[Halos Heaven] | [From the Dugout] | [Angels Win] | [Angels Home Plate]
3 comments:
I still have nightmares about that f*cking monkey.
That monkey makes us all very uncomfortable.
Aww but the monkey is like our mascot...I mean would you rather us do flapping motions with our arms?
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