Now that the season is under way, it's time for one of our favorite things in all the world: Season Previews. Two years ago, they began as a serious analysis and ended up as half-assed haiku. We're just gonna go with what we know. Moving right along with our preview of the National League West, here is our look at the 2009 Colorado Rockies.
Troy TulowitzkiPlays opposite of Clint Barmes
Garrett Atkins, yum
Chris Iannetta!
Todd Helton's well-groomed goatee
Rivals Pujols'
Aaron Cook's the ace
And Jimenez is awesome
And Marquis... kinda
Huston Street is new
Buchholz is his setup man
Corpas is good too
No more Holiday
A bunch of A's now instead
Including Embree
No World Series
They finished third in the West
Ten behind LA
Clint Hurdle will try
To whip his boys into shape
In the tough-ass West
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2 comments:
That is an incredible likeness of Todd Helton. Nice haiku girls!
He looks a little ornery.
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