Now that the season is under way, it's time for one of our favorite things in all the world: Season Previews. Two years ago, they began as a serious analysis and ended up as half-assed haiku. We're just gonna go with what we know. We're pretty much gonna plow through our preview of the American League Central today, so try to keep up ladies. The 2009 Cleveland Indians:
Grady Sizemore. Yum.Glad your groin is all better.
Grady Sizemore. Yum.
From the minors to
Cy Young a season later
Cliff Lee is an ace.
Will the four starters
Who are not Cliff Lee be
The Achilles heel(s)?
Asdrubal I can’t
Asdrubal Asdrubal stop
saying Asdrubal
Will Pronk return with
The goods? AL Central fans
Sure hope he doesn’t.
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1 comment:
Love the first stanza. Good way to sum up Grady haha.
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