Now that the season is under way, it's time for one of our favorite things in all the world: Season Previews. Two years ago, they began as a serious analysis and ended up as half-assed haiku. We're just gonna go with what we know. We're pretty much gonna plow through our preview of the American League Central today, so try to keep up ladies. The Chicago White Sox:
Chicago White Sox,Two-thousand-and-eight champs of
ALC. Barely.
Ozzie Guillen says
The most awesome shit in all
Of the MLB.
A.J. Pierzynski
Used to be a good person.
He's a big prick now.
Jim Thome has five
Hundred forty one bombs. Hope
He passes Sosa.
Konerko didn't
Play as many games last year
But still was awesome.
They lost Joe Crede
To the Twins. Suckers. Won't steal
The title this year.
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3 comments:
Ozzie Guillen says
The most awesome shit in all
Of the MLB.
HAH! Yes, yes he does...
The White Sox suck ass
Remember when they were good?
Seems so long ago...
GO SOUTH SIDERS!!!!!!!!!!!
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