Quote of the season thus far...
"In baseball news, the Tigers are 0-4, the Royals are 3-0, and the Washington Nationals are in first place in the NL East. Please move in a calm and orderly fashion to the first full weekend of the Major League Baseball season, where all confusion will be sorted out. Thank you for your patience."Check out Friday evening's podcast from the always funny and informative Treehouse Fort, hosted by Tuffy and Matt Sussman.
-Tuffy, Treehouse Fort
Update: The Minnesota Twins have officially ruined the Royals' perfect season with a 4-3 small ball victory Friday night. Let's rinse and repeat for the game I attend Saturday afternoon, fellas!
The Nats are no longer unbeaten as well, after dropping Friday's game to the St. Louis Cardinals, 5-4.
Also! We were informed this evening that we are the #13 seed of the suckfest that is Why Don't We Get Drunk and Blog's "Field of 64 for the Suckiest Sports Blog That Ever Sucked Tournament, Sponsored by Aeropostale." We are incredibly honored to be pitted against The LoHud Yankees Blog.
7 comments:
The Tigers are the only team without a win.
Every other team in baseball has a better record than the Tigers, who I went on record as the next World Series champs. I was high, apparently.
No, like the post title says, this is no time to panic.
This is the second time in Internet history that someone has transcribed Tuffy Q. Person. And it doesn't get any less terrifying.
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THIS IS A PERFECT TIME TO PANIC! AAAH! CUBS ARE IN LAST PLACE OH MY GOD CATS AND DOGS LIVING TOGETHER MASS HYSTERIA
i think it's time to panic because CUDDY LACERATED HIS HAND AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH NO CUDDY NO NO NO. also, the three yokels we had playing infield last night looked like they were almost pro ball players. well done, chumps!
i hope everything goes well for the twinks this afternoon in their only scheduled saturday day game all season long. and eff you to the bastids who decided to not air it on the tee vee.
Good Lord, people, the season just started.
Chill already.
Nice that the first round of suckage pits the Babes against a Yankees blog. That makes it an easy call.
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