Season Previews: Tampa Bay Rays

With Opening Weekend upon us, we're just about finished with one of our favorite things in all the world: Season Previews. Four years ago, they began as a semi-serious analysis and ended up as half-assed haiku. We're just gonna go with what we know. Moving right along with our preview of the American League East, here are the Tampa Bay Rays.


Buh-Bye Garza and
Bartlett. Welcome to Tampa
Manny Ramirez!

Hello to your old
Boston teammate Johnny D!
Reunions are fun.

Also lost Crawford
To wicked tons of money free agency. Hope they're
OK without him.

Still have B.J. in
Center, and Zobrist in right.
Damon playing left.

Kyle Farnsworth and
His glasses joined the bullpen.
Price is a badass.

How adorable
Is Evan Longoria
In the hot corner?

Will the Tampa fans
Actually come to games?
Empty seats are sad.

AL East might be
Really close this year. Will Rays
Come out near the top?

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