With Opening Day upon us, we're finishing up with one of our favorite things in all the world: Season Previews. Four years ago, they began as a semi-serious analysis and ended up as half-assed haiku. We're just gonna go with what we know. Ending our preview of the American League East and season previews in general, here are the Boston Red Sox. Right on time.
We know you wish your girlfriend
Had the same trampstamp
Carl Crawford makes
The most money of any
Outfielder ever
J.D Drew in right
Jacoby Elsbury is
Damn adorable
Over at first base
Adrian Gonzalez got
Big hot stove money
Youkilis at third
Scutaro and Pedroia
Are up the middle
Jason Varitek?
Saltalamacchia is
The starting catcher
Big Papi's DH
We've always liked his smile
His slumps? Not so much
Bobby Jenks is new
And his albino squirrel
Who lives on his chin
Lester and Lackey
Clay Buccholz and Josh Beckett
Make room for Daisuke
Wakefield in the pen
Papelbon still the closer
Does the Irish jig
Reyes a lefty
Bard, Wheeler, and Matt Albers
Are all right-handers
Let's not forget Jed
McDonald and Cameron
They will ride the bench
The Red Sox will win
The American League East
Quote us on that one
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4 comments:
Such a large canvas for such a small tattoo.
Please don't lie to us
We know you wish your girlfriend
Had the same trampstamp
BAHAHAHAHA. And Anonymous? I love you.
Oh, that is one classy dame pictured.
But... yay baseball! :)
fat girls are considered babes now?
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