With Opening Day just hours away, we're almost finished with one of our favorite things in all the world: Season Previews. Four years ago, they began as a semi-serious analysis and ended up as half-assed haiku. We're just gonna go with what we know. Moving right along with our preview of the American League East, here are the Toronto Blue Jays.
He has the right idea
Some things never change!
Congratulations
Robbie Alomar Jr.
Hall of Famer now
We love the Jays but
Victoria's Secret has
Something against them
Jose Bautista
Will hit bombs in Toronto
For five more seasons
Escobar and Hill
Are the double play combo
Adam Lind at first
Rivera's DH
Edwin Encarnacion
At the hot corner
Arrencibia
Tears it up behind the plate
And at it also
Rajai Davis roams
Center while Travis Snider
Is out in left field
Ricky Romero
Gets the Opening Day gig
Followed by Drabek
Brett Cecil and then
Jo-Jo Reyes pitch before
Jesse Litsch gets to
Dotel shuts it down
Jon Rauch is tattooed and tall
Villanueva!
The Blue Jays will have
Some competition out East
Interesting year?
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3 comments:
That picture is hilarious! The video? Even funnier. Awesome preview of my Jays, they're gonna make it a tough time for those filthy rich Yankees and Red Sox!
Is that guy smoking in the background? Those were the days.
Saved the best for last. Go Jays!!!
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