Season Previews: Chicago White Sox

With Opening Day just a day away, we're finishing up with one of our favorite things in all the world: Season Previews. Four years ago, they began as a semi-serious analysis and ended up as half-assed haiku. We're just gonna go with what we know. Continuing with our preview of the American League Central, here are the Chicago White Sox.



Chi-Town's South Siders
It's a love-hate thing with us
Well... Not so much love

Konerko at first
And we like him lots. But then?
A.J. at backstop.

Also love Ozzie
Few skippers so colorful
Vizquel's still playing??????

Pierre out in left,
Rios, Quentin play the field
Oh yeah, Teahen too.

Mark Buehrle's the ace
Jackson, Denks, Floyd, and Peavy
Starting too. But will

Peavy stay healthy?
Crain new to the pen, Thornton
Is the new closer

Hoping the race to
Win the AL Central is
Fun, but Sox fall short.

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