With pitchers and catchers reporting to Spring Training camps next week, it's time for one of our favorite things in all the world: Season Previews. Four years ago, they began as a semi-serious analysis and ended up as half-assed haiku. We're just gonna go with what we know. Kicking off our preview of the National League West -- and season previews in general -- are none other than the reigning World Champion San Francisco Giants.
That thing is scarier than
Brian Wilson's gimp
World Series Champs
They never stopped Believin'
Misfits and Castoffs
Big Time Timmy Jim!
Kung Fu Panda lost some chub
Twenty pounds so far!
Sweet Lou Piniella
Has joined Giants' front office
No more rampages.
Oh Buster Posey
You are so fucking awesome.
Let us count the ways...
Cody Ross is cute
And Pat the Bat crushes it
Aubrey Huff is old
The Giants will be
On reality tv
Sneak peak this April!
[Giants Baseball Blog] | [McCovey Chronicles] | [Frisco Fastball]
5 comments:
BLB's season preview haikus: a sure sign of spring. :)
We can't wait.
Fear the Beard people!
That thing is scarier than
Brian Wilson's gimp
Awesome.
Great preview, you girls sure have a unique way of blogging about baseball!
Oh Buster Posey
You are so fucking awesome.
Let us count the ways...
Love it.
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