With pitchers and catchers reporting to Spring Training camps next week, it's time for one of our favorite things in all the world: Season Previews. Four years ago, they began as a semi-serious analysis and ended up as half-assed haiku. We're just gonna go with what we know. Moving right along with our preview of the National League West, here are the Los Angeles Dodgers.
Alyssa Milano is
A huge Dodgers fan
We love Vin Scully
Mannywood moved to Tampa
Russell Martin's gone
Clayton Kershaw and
Billingsley are the one-two
Punch the Dodgers need
Matt Guerrier is new
Padilla's the odd man out
Ted Lilly is old
Andre Ethier!
We've always liked Jon Garland
Rafael Furcal!
Just ridiculous:
Hiroki Kuroda makes
Fifteen million bucks?
James Loney at first
Rod Barajas is awesome
Cassey Blake at third
It's Jamey Carroll
Tony Gwynn and Marcus Thames
That fill up the bench
Jonathan Broxton
Will get his crap together
And stop blowing saves
Matt Kemp is a stud
Welcome to Juan Uribe
Great utility
Torre retired
So Donnie Baseball stepped up
Maybe for the best
Shut up Mark Cuban
We know you're one rich bastard
Monopolizer
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1 comment:
I've never really like Alyssa Milano, but you're right, she does make awesome baseball gear for female fans!
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