With Spring Training camps already open, it's time for one of our favorite things in all the world: Season Previews. Four years ago, they began as a semi-serious analysis and ended up as half-assed haiku. We're just gonna go with what we know. Moving right along with our preview of the National League Central, here are the Cincinnati Reds.
MVP has dollars now
Thirty-eight MILLION
Bruce got a deal too
He goes yard, hits bombs, homers
Swings for the fences
Janish and Phillips
Will dp up the middle
Renteria too
Miguel Cairo is
Backing things up at second
Hot Corner Rolen!
Stubbs out in center
Gomes in left and Bruce in right
Fred Lewis is fast
Back on the D-Train
Will Willis end up pitching
Big league ball again?
Speaking of pitchers
Rock out with your Bronson out
Man, that guy can wail
Vólquez and Bailey
Cueto too. Who will be fifth?
Travis Wood, perhaps?
Ondrusek is tall
Cordero will close it down
Chapman feeling good
Looking for revenge
After the last season's sweep
Better luck this year!
[Red Reporter] | [Blog Red Machine] | [Redleg Nation]
1 comment:
No reason to cross out the bit about Bruce whiffing it all the time. The truth hurts.
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