Since the season is already underway, we should probably keep moving along with our Season Previews, which we were apparently supposed to finish before Opening Day... Three years ago, they began as a semi-serious analysis and ended up as half-assed haiku. We're just gonna go with what we know. Continuing our preview of the National League West, here are the San Diego Padres.
Dear LORD Matt Stairs hasPlayed ball for a long time.
What's he, like, ninety??
John Garland's joined the
Rotation, not a great ace.
He used to kick ass.
Correia, Richard,
And Latos round out starting
Pitchers. That's too bad.
Off to a hot start:
Adrian Gonzalez. Hopes
For his third gold glove.
Kyle Blanks will be
One to watch, could have a break
Out year. He's in left.
Venable might be
Another run producer.
They need some hot bats.
Chances are they will
End up dead last in the West.
But what do I know?
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