Season Previews: New York Mets

Since the season is already underway, we should probably keep moving along with our Season Previews, which we were apparently supposed to finish before Opening Day... Three years ago, they began as a semi-serious analysis and ended up as half-assed haiku. We're just gonna go with what we know. Moving right with our preview of the National League East, here are the oft-injured New York Mets.

Johan Santana!
He's back and in full effect
John Maine is awesome

Pelfrey and Perez
Are complimented by Niese
K-Rod slams the door

Reyes wants to play
But there's something wrong with him
So Cora instead

Francoeur saves the Mets!
Jason Bay out in left field
Pagán in center

Rod Barajas is
So much better than Blanco
Hope he stays healthy

David Wright is hot
What? We're allowed to be girls
His hotness is fact

Goodbye Delgado
Sheffield and J.J. Putz too
and Brian Schneider

Second on paper
All-Star middle of order
Braves will win the East :(

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