Since the season is already underway, we should probably keep moving along with our Season Previews, which we were apparently supposed to finish before Opening Day... Three years ago, they began as a semi-serious analysis and ended up as half-assed haiku. We're just gonna go with what we know. Moving right along with our preview of the National League Central, here are the Cincinnati Reds.
Rock n' roll motto:Rock out with your Bronson out
He gets all the chicks
Homer Bailey and
Johnny Cueto on the staff
With Aaron Harang
And then there's Chapman
A youngster at 23
Hope to see him soon
Cabrera at short
Scott Rolen is the new guy
Votto mafia!
Jay Bruce is awesome
Brandon Phillips at second
We like Drew Stubbs too
Dusty Baker: Lame
Fifteen years without playoffs
Maybe this year though!!
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4 comments:
Bronson Arroyo rocks. Better than the Beatles!
EEEEEEEEEEVEN FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
Bronson Arroyo is always cool...
Bronson Arroyo looks so much hotter than Barry Zito does with a guitar.
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