With pitchers and catchers reporting to Spring Training camps this week, it's time for one of our favorite things in all the world: Season Previews. Three years ago, they began as a semi-serious analysis and ended up as half-assed haiku. We're just gonna go with what we know. Beginning with our preview of the American League West, here are the Seattle Mariners.
Mariners hoping forTheir first division title
Since two-thousand-one.
Beefed up their roster
Like they’re a real big league team.
Hoping it pays off!
They picked up Milton
Bradley, Cliff Lee, Chone Figgins.
Will it be enough?
Did Bradley learn to
Count since last season? Lose the
Attitude? (Doubt it!)
They still have Junior,
Mike Sweeney, And Ichiro.
This could be their year!
[Lookout Landing] | [U.S.S. Mariner] | [Marinerds]
5 comments:
This ABSO-FRICKIN-LUTELY could be their year! Awesome 1-2 punch of Lee and King Felix and a great top of the batting order!!
Milton Bradley will ruin everything. He's like that drunk Uncle at Christmas dinner.
Nice analogy anonymous, but I don't think MB is capable of ruining an entire season... is he?
Sooze, he can ruin the season, and possibly the entire west coast somehow.
Yeah... I made that comment before I witnessed the ESPN interview.
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