With Spring Training underway, it's time for one of our favorite things in all the world: Season Previews. Three years ago, they began as a semi-serious analysis and ended up as half-assed haiku. We're just gonna go with what we know. Continuing with our preview of the National League Central, here are the Milwaukee Brewers.
Milwaukee BrewersHaven't made the Series since
Brew Crew Eighty-Two.
Making a push this
Year while they still have Fielder
Lost Cameron to
Free Agency, now they have
Gomez in Center.
Corey Hart wears his
Sunglasses at night, while in right,
Ryan Braun in left.
They also signed Jim
Edmonds - apparently he
Still plays baseball. What?
Pitching rotation
Is led by Gallardo, Wolf,
And Davis. So-so.
Bullpen boasts LaTroy
Hawkins and Suppan. Hoffman
Wants six-hundred saves.
Will this be their year?
If you ask them, they'll say yes.
If you ask us.... Ummm....
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2 comments:
He should start appearing in Subway commercials with Captain Cheeseburger instead of Johan Santana!
Totally!
Chomp chomp chomp! Although, that's a lot of girth to try to get onto one TV screen.
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