With pitchers and catchers reporting to Spring Training camps this week, it's time for one of our favorite things in all the world: Season Previews. Three years ago, they began as a semi-serious analysis and ended up as half-assed haiku. We're just gonna go with what we know. Kicking off our preview of the American League East is none other than the reigning World Champion New York Yankees.
Twenty-seven ringsGirardi's a life-saver
Hot stove blockbuster
Spankin' new ballpark
But Sarah had fun last season!
(Rip-off prices though)
Swish and Randy Winn
Granderson in center field
Gardner gets the shaft
On their to do list?
Jeter and Mariano
Still haven't been paid.
CC will eat you
and he'll eat up innings too
Burnett is bad ass
Joba might relieve
Or he might start a few games
...no one seems to know
Will the Yanks repeat
and win number twenty-eight,
or go home this fall?
[River Ave. Blues] | [Sliding Into Home] | [Pinstripe Alley]
2 comments:
Haikus are back! Nice! Can't wait to read the O's one. It's always so... hopeful.
Granderson looks right at home at the New Yankee Stadium.
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