With Spring Training just around the corner, it's time for one of our favorite things in all the world: Season Previews. Three years ago, they began as a semi-serious analysis and ended up as half-assed haiku. We're just gonna go with what we know. Kicking off our preview of the American League Central, here is look at the Chicago White Sox.
Peavy saves the dayFans have forgotten Buehrle
Hey! He pitched an ace!
Man, we love Ozzie
Hope he cusses on Twitter
That would be awesome.
Yay Carlos Quentin!
Will he play a full season?
That would be a first
Beckham at second
and Ramirez at shortstop
Konerko is old
Alex Rios joins
Gavin Floyd and Juan Pierre
in crowded outfield
Floyd should be out there
Chasing down the butterflies
Instead of sucking
Where will they finish?
Second behind the Twinkies?
Ahead of Cleveland?
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2 comments:
*dies laughing* @ hope he cusses on Twitter!!!!
Gavin Floyd doesn't suck! Oh, wait, yes he does. To the outfield with you PrettyboyFloyd!
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