With pitchers and catchers reporting to Spring Training camps this week, it's time for one of our favorite things in all the world: Season Previews. Three years ago, they began as a semi-serious analysis and ended up as half-assed haiku. We're just gonna go with what we know. Continuing on with our preview of the American League East, here's Melissa with the Toronto Blue Jays.
Doc has gone. Scoots, too.
Who's left? Gimpy Vernon Wells
And his Twelve-point-five.
Never fear, Jays fans:
Hill and Lind can hit taters
and Marcum has healed.
And if nothing else,
there is always hockey, eh?
Uh-oh, never mind.
[Drunk Jays Fans] | [Blue Jay Hunter] | [Hum And Chuck]
2 comments:
I say we're even at this point - Canada beat the USA at their national pastime at the World Baseball Classic, and the USA beat Canada at our national (winter) pastime.
As a tiebreaker, our countries have to play lacrosse.
GO JAYS
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